Bästa Rappen

I mitt tycke en av de bästa discolåtarna igenom tiderna.
Med proffsigaste/löjligaste danskoreografin:

TO BE OR NOT TO BE ( Mel Brooks)

Hail Sieg Hail ( Hail myself!)

Well hi there people
you know me
I used to run a little joint called Germany.
I was number one
the people's choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice.

My name is Adolf
I'm on the mike.
I'm gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich.
It all began down in Munich town and pretty soon
The word started gettin' around.

So I said to Martin Boorman
I said Hey Marty, why don't we throw a little nazi party?
We had an election, well kinda sorta
And before you knew it hello . new order.
To all those mothers in the fatherland I said
Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan

'YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?"
I said "how about this one
World War Two?"

To be or not to be, oh baby
can't you see
We're gonna take it to the top.
You're making history
And it feels so good to me
ooh darlin'
please don't ever stop.

Don't be stupid; be a smarty
come on and join the nazi party - party.

Like humpty dumpty offa that wall
All the little countries they began to fall
Holland Belgium Denmark Poland-
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'

We were swingin' along with a song in our hearts.
And "Deutschland über alles" was making the charts
We had a new step called a goosestep we were dancing to.
Well it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo
I was gettin' what I wanted but it wasn't enough.
So I called the boys I said boys get though

Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats.
There was skinny little Göbbels and Göring mister fats
And let's not forget ole Himmler and Hess.
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess

Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil
we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style
To be or not to be oh baby can't you see
We're gonna make it to the top. You are our destiny

This thing was meant to be
why don't we do it till we drop?
Say you boots ain't black and shirt ainY brown?
Well get back Jack
you can't get down. Do it Adolfdo it.

I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes.

I was on a roll I couldn't lose
then came D-day the birth of the blues.
The Yanks and the Brits started raising cain

Those guys were the pits I was goin' insane.
People all around me started swallowing pills

Let's face it folks
we was going downhill.
Berlin was crumbling
we was under the gun

Time to look out for number one.
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Say the Russians are commin'
lets get out of here.

To be or not to be oh honey
can't you see We had to take it to the top.
You sure made history
And it felt so good to me oh schatze
Please don't ever stop.
Auf wiedersehn good to've seen ya
I got a one way ticket to Argentina.

To be or not to be oh baby
can't you see We've got to take it to the top.
You're makin' history
And it feels so good to me

Why don't we do it till we drop?
We have ways of making you dance . . .
- Sprechen Sie Argentinian ?

Slampan

Döm om min Engelska vän Mick's förvåning när han skulle ta ett foto med vår kamera i dag. Han siktade in sig via sökaren och fick meddelandet: Batteriet är SLUT! ( Ansikts igenkänningsfunktionen var på )


Slut =

Svenskt uppslagsord

slampa slampan slampor subst.

slarvig el. lösaktig kvinna; gatflicka (vardagligt)

I Rätten ...

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

The Real Thing

Klicka FULLSCREEN håll och dra runt muspekaren för ett besök i bastun


Chimneyless sauna in Finland

Kolla

...vilka festliga "gulmunnar" som bor i vår julstjärna

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Landning Heatrow

Money, money, money

1. Bill Gates, 40 miljarder dollar. Microsoft, USA.
2. Warren Buffet, 37 miljarder dollar. Berkshire Hathaway, USA.
3. Carlos Slim med familj, 35 miljarder dollar. Telekom, Mexiko.
4. Lawrence Ellison, 22,5 miljarder dollar. Oracle, USA.
5. Ingvar Kamprad med familj, 22 miljarder dollar. Ikea, Sverige.
6. Karl Albrecht, 21,5 miljarder dollar. Aldi, Tyskland.
7. Mukesh Ambani, 19,5 miljarder dollar. Petrokemi, Indien.
8. Lakshmi Mittal, 19,3 miljarder dollar. Stål, Indien.
9. Theo Albrecht, 18,8 miljarder dollar. Aldi, Trader Joe's, Tyskland.
10. Amancio Ortega, 18,3 miljarder dollar. Zara, Spanien.
11. Jim Walton, 17,8 miljarder dollar. Wal-Mart, USA.
12. Alice Walton, 17,6 miljarder dollar. Wal-Mart, USA.
12. Christy Walton med familj, 17,6 miljarder dollar. Wal-Mart, USA.
12. S. Robson Walton, 17,6 miljarder dollar. Wal-Mart, USA.
15. Bernard Arnault, 16,5 miljarder dollar. LVMH (lyxvaror), France.
16. Li Ka-shing, 16,2 miljarder dollar. Honkong.
17. Michael Bloomberg, 16 miljarder dollar. Bloomberg, USA.
18. Stefan Persson, 14,5 miljarder dollar. H&M, Sverige.
19. Charles Koch, 14 miljarder dollar. Tillverkning, energi, USA.
19. David Koch, 14 miljarder dollar. Tillverkning, energi, USA.

Källa: Forbes. (TT-AFP)

Två foton

...som inte blev någon höjdare

Susanne har tappat sin servett på golvet

Men ser ut att ha slagits ut helt av dryckjom

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Men ser ut som något som har flugit ur gökboet


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Voi Dumma ...

Nå'n har bråkat med TOTO. Det kallas "SHREDS". Man jag har ju inget att pipa över. Jag har ju gjort samma här på bloggen tidigare. Dessutom är det rätt så vitsigt!



Här är linken till "I'll be over you" originalkonserten 1990
Lägg märke till att en telefon börjar ringa i början på Steves andra gitarrsolo!!!

Skönt gammalt "foto"

Vasa grundlades 1606 av Karl IX invid foten av Korsholms vallar, och erhöll sina första privilegier 1611, varvid staden, som därförinnan kallats Mustasaari, Mussor, tilldelades namnet Vasa till åminnelse av Sveriges då regerande konungaätt, Vasaätten. Karl IX var den yngste sonen till Gustav Vasa.

Vy över staden Vasa från nordost, före branden 1852.
En litografi av Johan Knutson, 1840-tal.

R&F 5

E finns jo så alldeilis mytji kåkakååla i vääden så e sko fyll in mindä sjöö. Ho kann e tå stemm he bara in nager veit riceffte. I såfall sko di jo bara ha in nager fabriker tå

Flinka Fingrar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOqKBnb6GK8

R&F 4

Ja skriiva ondi ett komunikatjoonskåntrakt tää ja va en
" end user ". Utan ti vaar allt fö böögo, kan man jo noo kånstateer att sko man int va in endjooser, sko e böri kniip i magan.

R&F 3

Undrar åm man sko konn ååteranvänd snåran ti na. Tenk va mytchi såm prådoceeras varin vinter ... å bara slängs bårt.

FINNAIR A320-214 OH-LXB

Just nu flyger jag mycket med detta plan i FS. Senast från Kastrup till Vasa på 32.000 fot.

Serial number 1470 Type 320-214 First flight date 03/04/2001 Test registration F-WWDO

Cockpit på mina båda 17 tums skärmar (klicka för större bild)

Mamma levererar födlaretårtan ...

Ett av världens bästa gitarrsolon

Stolt att säga att jag har producerat det och ännu stoltare att säga att det är min gode vän Nicke Sebbas som presterat det. Det är gitarrsolot i Patrick Linmans låt Heaven Calls som gjordes på mitt skivbolag Traccer Music 1992. Tyvärr blev det fel skrivet på skivkonvolutet, men det är ingen annan än Nicke som spelar detta solo. Vill tillägga att vi använde inga autotuners eller tempofixers. Allt är gjort för hand och bandat på hederligt gammalt vis på taperullare med välstämt instrument och igenomtänkta effekter. En tagning.. Inga skarv!!!

Varför är det då då bra? Jo,det börjar nerifrån och jagar uppåt som sig bör. Behärskning, glädje och 100% tajming. Kan bara härmas av riktiga talanger.

Lyssna & Njut !


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R&F 2

E talas ju åmm heje -Glåobal våårming-, men som leege ji hije på Teneriffa å i Florida i vinter tycker ja vi sku böri taal åmm -Glåobal kåolding-.

Alive!

Har i dagarna forskat på internet kring denhär flygkrashen för över 30 år sedan. Tragiskt, men också fascinerande. Hyrde filmen i går och den lyfter fram hur de överlevande uppför sig i en omöjlig situation. Rekommenderas varmt...SE DEN !

On Friday, October 13, 1972*, a Fairchild F-227 turboprop belonging to the Uruguayan Air Force and carrying the Old Christians rugby team plus friends, relatives, and supporters from Uruguay, crashed in the Argentinean Andes. The pilot was off course and their reported locations were incorrect, making the task of finding the site - no easy task in such a rugged and remote locale even if you know where to look - that much more difficult.

Thirteen of the passengers and crew were immediately killed. The mostly young and athletic survivors (all between the ages of 19 and 33) huddled around the fuselage of the plane and waited for the inevitable rescue team to arrive. Night came and went with no sign of help. Another day came and went and still no rescuers. Two more died due to their injuries. With little food aboard the plane was quickly consumed.

Search and rescues teams were sent looking for the missing plane but they looked along the path where they expected the aircraft to have been, not knowing how badly off course it was when it went down.

Now those who had survived the crash had to deal with hypothermia, avalanches, anger, depression and... starvation. Roberto Canessa (who would later make an unsuccessful bid for the Uruguayan presidency), a third-year medical student on the flight, broached the subject of cannibalism to his starving comrades. Ten days after the crash (and, unbeknownst to them, one day after the rescue efforts to find the white plane in the white snow was abandoned), the 19 survivors decided they had no choice but to resort to cannibalism.

On the 16th day, an avalanche struck the fuselage that had become their home and killed nine more.

Weeks passed and still no rescue. On the 60th day of their ordeal, two of the stronger survivors decided to make an attempt to hike out of the mountains and find help. It took them another 12 days but they did find help.
In all, it took 10 weeks before crash site was found (on December 21st) and by then three more had died.

R&F 1

Jag kommer att slänga in något obarmhärtigt
vist och klokt på dialekt i nya avdelningen

" Röik å Fundeer"

E måst jo ha vaari ett veldit oppsving för oole " Klicka" sedan di oppfann datamuusin,